Dz2 Memes

The dz² orbital just HAD to be the weird one! While other orbitals mind their business with normal shapes, this one's out here looking like Squidward after a terrible accident with a donut machine. Chemistry students everywhere suffer collective trauma trying to visualize this bizarre quantum mushroom cloud while professors casually say "just remember the exceptions" as if our brains aren't already leaking electron probability densities. The worst part? This oddball orbital is just the tip of the quantum iceberg in the horror show called inorganic chemistry exceptions!