Double-blind Memes

The crushing reality of scientific method strikes again. First panel: emotional connection to nature. Second panel: spiritual belonging. Third panel: statistical analysis destroys everything. Fourth panel: existential crisis in a pink skirt. That's the problem with double-blind studies—they're particularly effective at blinding you to your own delusions. Nothing quite like realizing your profound spiritual experience can't beat random chance in a controlled experiment. The data doesn't care about your feelings, and neither does your lab supervisor.