Doctoral committee Memes

The academic Hunger Games has begun! Instead of trembling before your doctoral committee, turn the tables by demolishing THEIR research first! Nothing says "I'm ready for academia" like proving you can find flaws in established work before they find flaws in yours. It's intellectual jiu-jitsu—use their own published weaknesses against them! Bonus points if you bring visual aids and a laser pointer for maximum dramatic effect. Remember, in the wild jungle of academia, sometimes you must assert dominance by showing your teeth first!