Dishwashing Memes

Congratulations! You've successfully upgraded from washing dishes at home to washing glassware in a lab at triple the education cost. The irony is exquisite - spend 4+ years and thousands in tuition to stand at a sink scrubbing beakers instead of dinner plates. The only difference? Now you're wearing a fancy white coat while doing it and the stuff you're washing off might give you a chemical burn or two. Progress! The universal truth of laboratory science that no professor mentions in their shiny recruitment presentations: 90% of your time will be spent cleaning equipment. The other 10%? Setting up experiments that create more dirty glassware.