Dandelions Memes

The botanical equivalent of comparing trust fund kids to first-generation college students. Roses whine about slightly alkaline soil while dandelions crack through concrete like it's a minor inconvenience. Nature's perfect illustration of adaptation versus privilege. Most gardeners spend hours trying to kill the plant that's literally thriving in sidewalk cracks while carefully pH-balancing soil for the drama queen of the flower world. If plants had LinkedIn profiles, dandelions would definitely list "thriving in hostile environments" as their top skill.