Dad science Memes

Behold! A rare glimpse into the fundamental laws of physics that scientists don't want you to know about! 🧠⚡️ This isn't just a man securing a motorcycle—it's a demonstration of the Universal Rope-Tightening Verbalization Principle ! The phenomenon occurs across all cultures and dimensions, where the final tug of any securing mechanism MUST be accompanied by the ritualistic incantation "That's not going anywhere." My experiments confirm this is actually a quantum entanglement between human vocal cords and the laws of friction! Without the verbal component, the universe simply refuses to maintain tension in the rope molecules. Trust me, I've lost THREE lab motorcycles trying to disprove this theory!