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The Blurry Truth Behind Bigfoot Evidence

Paranormal Evolution Biology

11 months ago 26.8K views 0 shares

The Blurry Truth Behind Bigfoot Evidence

Ever wonder why Bigfoot photos are always blurry? Mystery solved! The comic shows a Sasquatch family getting their portrait taken, but the terrified photographer can't keep his hands steady! Meanwhile, the wall of family photos reveals the truth - generations of fuzzy, out-of-focus "evidence" that cryptozoologists have been analyzing for decades. Turns out the Patterson-Gimlin film wasn't faked - the cameraman was just having a panic attack! No wonder we never get clear evidence - wouldn't YOU shake uncontrollably if a 7-foot hairy cryptid posed for your camera?

I Wonder Why

Conspiracy Paranormal Ufo Science

1 year ago 26.2K views 0 shares

I Wonder Why

The perfect inverse correlation that haunts cryptozoology. As cameras get better and more numerous, the evidence for mythical creatures somehow gets worse. Giant squids at least had the decency to actually exist once we pointed enough cameras at the ocean. Meanwhile, Bigfoot and UFOs continue their strict "no HD photography" policy. It's almost as if the resolution of evidence is inversely proportional to the likelihood of existence. Strange how these elusive creatures developed an evolutionary defense mechanism against 4K video.