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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Cryovolcanism Memes

Posts tagged with Cryovolcanism

If You Were Given The Opportunity To Have Any Body In The Solar System Magically Be Considered A Planet And Taught Alongside All The Rest, Which Would You Chose

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If You Were Given The Opportunity To Have Any Body In The Solar System Magically Be Considered A Planet And Taught Alongside All The Rest, Which Would You Chose
This is basically the astronomy nerd's version of "which fictional character would you invite to dinner?" except the answer is obviously Enceladus, Saturn's tiny overachieving moon with those gorgeous tiger stripe cracks. Look at those dramatic geysers shooting water into space like it's showing off at a planetary talent show! The question plays on the whole Pluto drama—remember when the IAU redefined what counts as a planet in 2006 and everyone lost their minds? Now we're stuck with only 8 planets because Pluto couldn't "clear its orbital neighborhood." But if we could promote ANY celestial body to planet status, why not pick something absolutely wild? Enceladus is honestly the perfect choice: it's got a subsurface ocean under that icy shell, active cryovolcanism (ice volcanoes!), and potentially the right chemistry for life. Kids learning "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos... and Enceladus" would actually be learning about one of the most astrobiologically interesting places in the solar system. Way cooler than memorizing another gas giant.

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My mini PC costs $3 a month. The VPS math for 2026

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