Coursework Memes

You're not cooked—you're cremated . Someone clearly designed this schedule using a random number generator and pure malice. "English 001 - Learning the ABCs" appearing three times across the week like some kind of literacy-based Groundhog Day, while "ENGR 101 - Avoiding Eye Contact" is the most honest course title I've ever seen and should be mandatory for all STEM majors. But let's talk about the real MVP here: "LAB - Nap Time" scheduled from 12-2pm. Finally, an institution that understands the circadian rhythm of an overworked student. That's not a lab—that's survival strategy. And "FYEX 102 - How to tell everyone you're a freshman" running until 1:45pm? Buddy, this whole schedule already screams freshman energy louder than someone asking where the quad is. "MATH 021 - Counting by 5s" followed immediately by "ISEN 304 - Engineering Economics" is the academic equivalent of learning to ride a tricycle in the morning and attempting the Tour de France by afternoon. The cognitive whiplash alone should qualify for workers' comp.