Cosmic wingman Memes

The cosmic wingman move we never asked for! Jupiter's been secretly protecting Earth from asteroid pickup lines since the dawn of time. The gas giant is like that overprotective friend who jumps in front of you at the bar saying "she's not interested" before you even get a chance to decide. Thanks to Jupiter's massive gravitational pull (and massive ego), countless asteroids get deflected away from Earth's orbit. So next time you're enjoying not being extinct, pour one out for Jupiter - forever friendzoned in our solar system, but literally saving our world from catastrophic space debris hookups.