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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Cosmic timeline Memes

Posts tagged with Cosmic timeline

Cosmic Tardiness: When Your 15 Minutes Is Less Than A Stellar Rounding Error

Astronomy Universe Science
1 month ago 6.7K views 0 shares
Cosmic Tardiness: When Your 15 Minutes Is Less Than A Stellar Rounding Error
Contemplating the cosmic timeline while your boss freaks out about 15 minutes? Classic perspective problem! The top panel casually drops that our Sun will become a frozen black dwarf at 5 Kelvin... in a mere quadrillion years. Meanwhile, you're enjoying a sunset that will happen billions of times before that cosmic refrigeration. Your boss's time-scale anxiety suddenly seems hilarious when you realize the universe operates on a schedule where a billion years is basically a cosmic coffee break. Next time they mention your tardiness, just say you're operating on stellar time standards where your 15 minutes is mathematically rounded to zero.

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Homelab: Hosting multiple Game Servers on a Single Mini PC

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