Cosmic threats Memes

Jupiter's over here casually threatening planetary bombardment like it's no big deal. The gas giant's Great Red Spot is swirling away while it contemplates flinging an asteroid our way during its cosmic coffee break. Classic Jupiter behavior—protecting Earth from some space rocks while secretly planning to yeet others at us. That's the solar system's bouncer for you: "I decide who gets hit and who doesn't." The ultimate planetary frenemy with gravitational mood swings!