Cosmic distance Memes

The cosmic measuring tape struggle is REAL! Astronomers invented parsecs to measure vast cosmic distances (it's about 3.26 light-years), but the "Light Year Gang" is having none of it! Why use parallax angles when light-years are perfectly intuitive? It's like choosing to measure your height in "number of stacked raccoons" instead of feet. The parsec-haters club meets every 3.26 years—bring your own telescope and anti-parsec propaganda! 🔭✨