Cork Memes

Robert Hooke, pioneering microscopist, looking at cork cells in 1665 and naming them "cells" because they reminded him of monastery rooms. Fast forward 350+ years and he's reincarnated as a medical doctor selling microscopy as NFTs. The original "I saw it first" guy of cellular biology, now dressed for rounds at the hospital instead of the Royal Society. His discovery was so groundbreaking he had to invent a new word for it, but if he were around today he'd probably just call them "tiny rooms, $29.99 per view."