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She Ligand On My Metal Center Till I Coordinate
Chemistry Science
24 days ago 5.2K views 0 shares
She Ligand On My Metal Center Till I Coordinate
Chemistry pickup lines have reached new levels of nerdiness! This meme plays on coordination chemistry, where a metal center forms bonds with surrounding ligands. The phrase "She ligand on my metal center till I coordinate" is a hilariously risqué chemistry pun that transforms complex bonding interactions into something... well, less scientific. In coordination chemistry, ligands (electron-donating molecules) literally "attach" themselves to metal centers, forming coordinate covalent bonds. The more ligands that coordinate, the more stable the complex becomes—and apparently, the more satisfying for the metal center. Whoever made this clearly has a PhD in Chemistry Innuendos.

The Engineering Facepalm Moment
Engineering
1 month ago 8.0K views 0 shares
The Engineering Facepalm Moment
Ever see those carefully designed holes in structural beams? They're not just for decoration! The structural engineer spent FOUR WHOLE DAYS designing those perfect penetrations for pipes and wires to pass through. Then the building services engineer comes along and says "Nah, I'll just route this pipe AROUND the beam instead!" The photo shows the pipe completely missing the available hole, running alongside the beam instead. It's like watching someone use a hammer to screw in a lightbulb when there's a perfectly good screwdriver RIGHT THERE! This is why structural engineers develop eye twitches by age 40. Construction coordination fails are the engineering equivalent of stepping on a Lego barefoot!