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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Condiments Memes

Posts tagged with Condiments

Condiment Or Chemical Weapon? Phase Matters!

Chemistry Science
1 year ago 24.9K views 0 shares
Condiment Or Chemical Weapon? Phase Matters!
Oh sweet mother of molecules! The meme perfectly captures our chemical trauma with mustard! In liquid form? *dramatic sob into handkerchief* But gaseous form? *eyes bulging* That's chemical warfare territory! Mustard gas (sulfur mustard) was a horrific chemical weapon in WWI that caused blistering and respiratory damage. Meanwhile, regular mustard condiment is just living its best life as a tasty sandwich topping. The phase change makes ALL the difference between "yum" and "DEAR NEPTUNE MY LUNGS ARE MELTING!" I still have nightmares from that one time in the lab when... actually, let's not talk about that incident. The safety inspector still twitches when he sees yellow condiments!

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My Arduino spins faster when Claude burns more tokens

Repurposed a broken Stirling-engine chassis as a desk toy that spins when Claude Code is busy and dies when I lock my Mac. Arduino + Kasa + Python. Read article →

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