Computational biology Memes

Biochemists staring at protein structures like they're puppets in a deranged children's show is peak scientific desperation. The punchline about "BLASTing" is a chef's kiss of bioinformatics humor—it's referencing the Basic Local Alignment Search Tool that scientists use to compare protein sequences across species. Nothing says "I've made questionable career choices" quite like spending 14 hours watching an algorithm try to match amino acid sequences while muttering "please align, you microscopic bastards" under your breath. The real kicker? Those proteins probably evolved for billions of years just to spite your database search.