Cladogram Memes

Every evolutionary biologist is SCREAMING "YES!" right now! That linear "monkey-to-man" diagram is the scientific equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. Evolution isn't a ladder where species "level up" into humans – it's a gloriously messy family tree with branches going EVERYWHERE! 🌳 Cladograms show the actual relationships between species based on common ancestors. They're like those complicated family trees where you discover you're distantly related to your weird neighbor – except with more dinosaurs turning into birds and fish deciding to try walking. Next time someone shows you that linear evolution diagram, just whisper "cladogram or nothing" and walk away dramatically. Trust me, the biologists will cheer!