Chemistry dating Memes

Chemistry nerds have the spiciest preferences! On the left, biphenyl shows two separate benzene rings with a single bond between them - kinda like maintaining some personal space. On the right, naphthalene has its rings fused together in one continuous aromatic system - maximum closeness! It's basically asking if you prefer your molecular relationships with boundaries or fully committed. The perfect pickup line at science conferences: "Hey baby, are you a naphthalene? Because our electrons should totally be delocalized together." *adjusts safety goggles nervously*

Dating in the chemistry lab is just like fractional distillation—complicated and full of separation anxiety! This meme perfectly captures the chemistry equipment hierarchy in a relationship. Your crush is a simple separation funnel (basic but effective), her ex is flexing with a fancy rotary evaporator (expensive and showy), her father is intimidating everyone with a water distillation apparatus (complex and protective), and you're... just a humble pipette. The simplest tool in the lab with the least functionality. Basically the chemistry equivalent of bringing a spoon to a gunfight. Next time someone asks about your relationship status, just say "I'm the pipette in a lab full of rotovaps."