Chemical hoax Memes

The classic chemical misinformation campaign strikes again. "Dihydrogen monoxide" is just water (H₂O). A pH of 7 is neutral, not acidic at all. It's like putting a skull and crossbones on a glass of tap water and calling it deadly because 100% of serial killers have consumed it. Next they'll warn you about the dangers of oxidane in your swimming pool. I've seen grad students pull this prank on freshmen during orientation week. Never gets old watching them frantically taking notes.