Centaur Memes

Ever notice how constellations are basically cosmic connect-the-dots for adults? Ancient astronomers: "Those random stars are clearly a half-man, half-horse archer!" Meanwhile, actual stars: *exist billions of light-years apart in 3D space with zero relation to each other*. It's like looking at clouds and seeing dragons, except astrologers built entire personality systems around it. "You're definitely a Sagittarius - those 8 unrelated nuclear fusion reactors said so!" The ultimate case of pareidolia meets pseudoscience. Next time someone says Mercury retrograde is ruining their life, remind them it's just random stellar geometry from Earth's perspective!