Carlos Memes

When the metric system just won't cut it, enter the Carlos Scale™! Paleontologists discovering car-sized turtle fossils decided regular measurements were too mainstream and introduced the ultimate scientific unit: one human male named Carlos. Now I can finally tell my friends my pet turtle is exactly 0.10 Carlos in length! Finally, a measurement system that makes intuitive sense - much better than "how many football fields" or "washing machines." Next up in scientific innovation: measuring dinosaur heights in Steves.