Career choice Memes

The crushing realization that those fancy differential equations don't translate to fancy bank accounts! Parents and society sell engineering as the golden ticket to wealth, but the reality hits harder than a thermodynamic crash. The left panel shows the classic parental ultimatum—doctor or engineer—because apparently artistic careers are just elaborate ways to starve creatively. Meanwhile, the right panel captures that soul-crushing moment when you realize your engineering degree mainly qualifies you to understand exactly how everything around you works while barely affording any of it. The salary-to-student-debt ratio is basically the world's most depressing mathematical function.

Classic causality dilemma in its natural habitat. The difference between correlation and causation is perfectly demonstrated by engineers who either chose the field because they lacked social skills or developed social isolation as a consequence of their career choice. It's the chicken-and-egg problem of technical fields. I've been tracking this phenomenon for 15 years in my lab. Results remain consistent: my social calendar is as empty as my coffee mug at 8:01 AM.