Carcinisation Memes

Nature's most determined evolutionary path meets internet culture! Carcinisation—the bizarre tendency for unrelated crustaceans to evolve into crab-like forms—is basically evolution saying "crab shape is optimal, fight me." This miniature figurine is demanding your rating with all the menace of a tiny arthropod who's spent 300 million years perfecting its form. Evolution doesn't ask for validation, but this little guy definitely does. Five stars or face the claw!