Cabernet Memes

When your wine brand looks suspiciously like cesium on the periodic table! Cesium (Cs) is a highly reactive alkali metal that literally explodes on contact with water, while Cabernet Sauvignon (also Cs) just explodes your inhibitions. One gives you a chemical reaction, the other a chemical distraction . Drink responsibly—unless you're trying to recreate your college chemistry experiments, in which case maybe stick to the wine and leave the actual cesium to the professionals who enjoy keeping their eyebrows.