Brownie Memes

NASA: "We found water on Mars!" Everyone else: "Cool, but why does your cross-section look exactly like a chocolate brownie with ice cream?" The red planet is apparently hiding a delicious secret beneath its surface! Scientists get excited about subsurface Martian water while the rest of us are just wondering if we need to bring forks and napkins on the next mission. Guess Elon Musk's Mars colony might need to include a bakery after all. The only thing more ironic than finding water on Mars would be discovering it's actually hot fudge sauce.