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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Blobfish Memes

Posts tagged with Blobfish

Fastest Way To Make Friends: The Deep Sea Hypothesis

Oceanography Biology Psychology
1 month ago 7.3K views 0 shares
Fastest Way To Make Friends: The Deep Sea Hypothesis
EUREKA! The social algorithm has been cracked! 🧪 Everyone's walking around with an internal PowerPoint presentation about blobfish or giant isopods just WAITING for someone to press play! It's like carrying a conversational depth charge—just drop "So, what's your favorite abyssal monstrosity?" and BOOM! Instant friendship explosion! 💥 The oceanographic enthusiasm hiding beneath our mundane human exteriors is the TRUE universal constant. Move over gravity, we've got cephalopod obsessions holding society together!

He Actually Looks Normal In The Deep Sea

Biology Oceanography Science
2 months ago 8.6K views 0 shares
He Actually Looks Normal In The Deep Sea
Poor blobfish! The ultimate victim of bad PR and pressure changes. Down in the deep sea (3,000 feet below), these guys are normal-looking fish swimming around with proper fish dignity. But drag them up to the surface, and the extreme pressure change basically turns them into melted fish pudding. It's like taking a human to space without a spacesuit and then saying "wow, humans sure are ugly when their bodily fluids are boiling!" The marine biology equivalent of judging someone by their worst hangover photo. Justice for blobfish!

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My iPhone 8 Refuses to Die: Now It's a Solar-Powered Vision OCR Server

How I transformed my old iPhone 8 into a solar-powered Vision OCR server using Apple's native framework and an EcoFlow River 2 Pro. Running... Read article →

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