Bioremediation Memes

The humble pill bug—nature's janitor with an identity crisis. While most people recoil at these little rolly-pollies, they're actually not bugs at all but terrestrial crustaceans (think: tiny land shrimp). Their superpower? Hyperaccumulation of heavy metals, literally cleaning contaminated soil as they munch along. Next time someone calls them gross, remind them these little guys are doing environmental cleanup work that would cost thousands in remediation. The ultimate flex isn't looking cool—it's being a walking, rolling pollution solution.