Biology exam Memes

Heaven's admission test is apparently the Krebs cycle. That's right - your eternal salvation depends on remembering how pyruvate gets converted to acetyl-CoA before entering that circular metabolic nightmare. Biology professors weren't kidding when they said "this will be important for your future" - they just didn't specify it was your afterlife they were talking about! Next time someone asks why you're studying biochemistry at 2am, just tell them you're securing your spot in paradise. The pearly gates don't open for those who can't recite all eight steps of cellular respiration!