Biologist Memes

The ultimate biology pop quiz at gunpoint! Nothing says "I respect your scientific credentials" like demanding you recite all 8.7 million species while staring down the barrel of a gun. Taxonomists have been working on this list for centuries, but sure, cough it up in the next 30 seconds! Pro tip: start with bacteria, they're only about 1 trillion species. Should be done by the heat death of the universe.