The academic credentials arms race we never saw coming. While Bill Nye has been explaining volcanoes with baking soda for decades, Dolph Lundgren was quietly collecting chemistry degrees like they were movie villain roles. Turns out the guy who played Ivan Drago could theoretically synthesize the performance-enhancing substances his character used. The irony is exquisite - one man built a career on being "The Science Guy" with a single mechanical engineering degree, while the other punched Apollo Creed to death and then casually earned multiple advanced chemistry degrees across three continents. Just another reminder that in science, as in boxing, it's unwise to judge based on appearances.