Big data Memes

Santa's not just delivering presents—he's conducting the world's longest-running longitudinal study! Collecting behavioral data 24/7, running sophisticated naughty-nice algorithms, and even publishing in the prestigious "Journal of Christmas Science." The real miracle isn't fitting down chimneys—it's that he somehow got IRB approval for constant surveillance without consent forms. Truly the pioneer of big data before it was cool. His research methods would make Facebook's data scientists blush.