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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Benz-oate: The Luxury Compound

Chemistry Science
1 year ago 26.8K views 0 shares
Benz-oate: The Luxury Compound
BEHOLD! The elusive Benz-oate ion in its natural habitat! What we're witnessing here is a magnificent pun collision between chemistry and luxury automobiles. That's not just any carboxylate group—it's a car -boxylate group with a Mercedes-Benz attached! The creator admits they're "not a chemist," but they've accidentally stumbled upon the rarest compound known to science: the one that turns your lab coat into a designer jacket. Chemistry professors worldwide are now updating their textbooks to include this compound that costs more per mole than gold. Side effects may include spontaneous wealth and the sudden urge to park diagonally across two lab spaces.

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Run Qwen3.8 27B locally: real numbers from my Mac Studio

Qwen3.8 27B benchmarked on a Mac Studio M3 Ultra: Ollama and llama.cpp numbers, the 1-bit quant tested, RAM math, and the hardware that actually fits. Read article →

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