Attachment Memes

Real humans: *debating emotional expression* Scientists: *quietly sobbing over a Mars rock* That moment when NASA engineers formed a deeper emotional bond with a Martian pebble than some people have in their entire dating history! The Perseverance rover carried its little hitchhiking "pet rock" for over a year before losing it - proving that even the most sophisticated space robots experience the universal pain of losing something they love. Who needs relationship therapy when you can just name rocks on another planet and get emotionally attached to them? The ultimate long-distance relationship!