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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Async Memes

Posts tagged with Async

Wait() My Beloved

Tech Engineering
1 year ago 30.5K views 0 shares
Wait() My Beloved
The eternal battle between synchronous and asynchronous programming! While most code executes sequentially (boringly), languages with built-in wait clocks are the true badasses of the programming world. These languages let you pause execution while waiting for operations to complete instead of blocking your entire program. It's like telling your code "hold my coffee" while you go do something else productive. JavaScript's await , Python's asyncio.sleep() , and C#'s Task.Delay() are basically the programming equivalent of multitasking superheroes. No wonder they're looking so smug!

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Ollama vs llama.cpp vs MLX on a Mac Studio, measured

Qwen3.5 9B through Ollama (GGUF and MLX), llama-bench, mlx-lm and rapid-mlx on an M3 Ultra. Measured tokens per second, memory, and what MTP changes. Read article →

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