Artificial selection Memes

Behold the scientific horror story of selective breeding! On the left: nature's original designs. On the right: what happens when humans decide "needs more squish factor." That hairless rat is basically evolution's code base after a junior developer decided to "clean it up." The goldfish with the bulging eyes is what happens when we prioritize "aww" over "ability to swim properly." And pugs? They're breathing through a cocktail straw while we coo about their flat faces. Darwin is somewhere facepalming so hard he's created a new fossil layer. The creepy figure at the bottom is just our collective scientific conscience asking "was orthognathic functionality really that boring?"