Arrhenius Memes

The desperate chemistry student Googling "when will arrhenius" is giving me LIFE! 😂 Treating fundamental chemical equations like they're upcoming video game releases is peak nerd humor. The Arrhenius equation (which shows how reaction rates change with temperature) has been around since 1889! It's not dropping on Steam next month with DLC featuring the Eyring equation. Chemistry students everywhere are nodding in painful recognition of those late-night panic searches before exams!

Chemistry teachers fighting over acid definitions is the scientific equivalent of sports fans arguing about GOAT players. The Arrhenius definition (1884) goes full technical with "releases H+ ions in water" while Brønsted (1923) just drops the mic with "donates protons." Same concept, but one's writing a dissertation and the other's giving you the TL;DR. The virgin explanation vs. the chad simplification. Next time someone asks what an acid is, channel your inner Brønsted and save yourself 8 words.

The eternal struggle of chemistry students everywhere! Batman Beyond claiming he "created the Acid-Base definition" while the glowing skeleton (clearly representing Arrhenius, Brønsted-Lowry, or Lewis) is having an existential crisis. Truth is, we have at least THREE major acid-base definitions, each expanding on the previous one, and chemistry students have to memorize all of them! The skeleton's frustration is palpable - imagine creating a fundamental definition only for two other scientists to come along and say "well actually..." Chemistry professors love throwing all three definitions at you on exams and watching you dissolve like an acid in water. Pure academic torture!