Arabidopsis Memes

Plant biologists cowering in fear before the mighty Arabidopsis? Yep, sounds about right. This little weed has terrorized grad students for decades. While other scientists get to work with charismatic megafauna or explosive chemicals, plant biologists are stuck begging this unassuming mustard relative to please, PLEASE germinate properly this time. It's the lab rat of the plant world—if lab rats had the power to crush your publication hopes with a single wilted leaf. The best part? After spending five years of your life studying it, nobody at family gatherings will have any idea what you're talking about. "No, Aunt Carol, I don't study 'arabi-whatsis' because I failed to get into medical school."