Animal sounds Memes

The designated sound humans make is "I'm going to need those results by Friday." Fascinating how our species evolved to communicate primarily through deadlines and existential dread instead of simple vocalizations. Taxonomically efficient, though—saves us from having to say "publish-or-perish-perish" repeatedly like some sort of academic woodpecker.

The designated sound humans make is "I'd like to speak to the manager." Turns out we're the only species that evolved to complain about WiFi passwords and coffee temperatures. Natural selection really took a bizarre turn with us. While other animals developed useful vocalizations for survival, we perfected the art of sighing dramatically when the grocery store only has 11 items in the express lane.