Alkynes Memes

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I Am Feeling A Bit Carbon-Ated After Looking At This Fence

I Am Feeling A Bit Carbon-Ated After Looking At This Fence
Only organic chemistry students would build fences this way. The top fence has single bonds (alkane), the middle fence adds a double bond (alkene), and the bottom fence goes full show-off with a triple bond (alkyne). It's like watching carbon compounds flex their bonding muscles in suburban architecture. Next time your neighbor installs a fence with three horizontal rails, just yell "nice alkyne structure" and watch their confusion bloom like a failed lab experiment.

Organic Chemistry Is Difficult

Organic Chemistry Is Difficult
The fish's shocked expression perfectly captures the face of every student when they realize "alkynes" (sounds like "all kinds") of trouble await them in organic chemistry! That pun hits harder than a nucleophilic substitution reaction. Students worldwide unite in their shared trauma of memorizing endless reaction mechanisms while professors cackle maniacally. Carbon may form four bonds, but organic chem forms thousands of nightmares!

Carbon Is Confusing

Carbon Is Confusing
Behold, the perfect visual representation of carbon bonds that haunts organic chemistry students everywhere! The top fence with single posts represents alkanes (single bonds), the middle fence with double posts shows alkenes (double bonds), and the bottom fence with triple posts illustrates alkynes (triple bonds). This is what happens when chemists design fences instead of molecules. Twenty years of teaching and I've never seen hydrocarbon bonding explained so perfectly by accident. My students still can't remember this after three exams, but they'll never forget it after seeing a random fence.

Fence Chemistry: The Bonds That Divide Us

Fence Chemistry: The Bonds That Divide Us
The perfect visual representation of carbon-carbon bonds! The top fence (alkane) shows a single rail—just like those boring single bonds between carbon atoms. The middle fence (alkene) has two rails, representing the double bond that makes organic chemistry slightly more interesting. And the bottom fence (alkyne) flaunts three rails, just like the triple bond that makes chemists go "ooooh." Chemistry professors probably have this printed and framed in their offices right next to their periodic table shower curtains.

Old But Au

Old But Au
This meme is a brilliant play on chemical notation using political satire! It shows the progression of chemical bonds (single, double, triple) between atoms, but replaces the atoms with faces and uses a wordplay on "Putin" that mimics the naming convention of hydrocarbons. In chemistry, alkanes with single bonds are named with "-an" (like ethane), alkenes with double bonds use "-en" (like ethene), and alkynes with triple bonds use "-in" (like ethyne). The meme cleverly transforms "Putin" into "Putan" (single bond), "Puten" (double bond), and "Putin" (triple bond)! The title "Old But Au" is itself a chemistry pun - Au being the chemical symbol for gold, suggesting this joke is an oldie but a goldie. Nerdy chemical nomenclature has never been so politically charged!