Alkenes Memes

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The Only Time I Will Use Microsoft Bing

The Only Time I Will Use Microsoft Bing
Chemistry students worldwide have a secret confession: Bing search is our guilty pleasure for organic chemistry! 😂 The eternal struggle between alkanes (boring single bonds) and alkenes (spicy double bonds) haunts our dreams. Google might know everything else, but when it comes to telling your σ-bonds from your π-bonds at 2AM before the exam, Bing's straightforward chemistry explanations suddenly become the unexpected hero! Even the most loyal Google fans will silently open that Bing tab when it's hydrocarbon homework time!

No! Not My Bending!

No! Not My Bending!
The perfect crossover between organic chemistry and Avatar: The Last Airbender doesn't exi— oh wait, here it is! Converting an alkane to an alkene literally removes a "bend" in the molecule by creating a double bond that forces carbon atoms into a rigid, straight alignment. So yes, you quite literally took away its bending. Chemistry students everywhere just snorted coffee through their noses while their non-STEM friends wonder why they're giggling at molecular structures again.

Carbon Is Confusing

Carbon Is Confusing
Behold, the perfect visual representation of carbon bonds that haunts organic chemistry students everywhere! The top fence with single posts represents alkanes (single bonds), the middle fence with double posts shows alkenes (double bonds), and the bottom fence with triple posts illustrates alkynes (triple bonds). This is what happens when chemists design fences instead of molecules. Twenty years of teaching and I've never seen hydrocarbon bonding explained so perfectly by accident. My students still can't remember this after three exams, but they'll never forget it after seeing a random fence.

Zigzags: The Language Of Organic Chemistry

Zigzags: The Language Of Organic Chemistry
Parents just don't understand that those "useless zigzags" are literally the backbone of organic chemistry. Every carbon-carbon bond in alkenes, every benzene ring, every reaction mechanism... it's all zigzags! That confused Mike Wazowski face perfectly captures the existential crisis of every o-chem student whose family thinks they're just doodling nonsense instead of learning the very language of life. Next time mom complains, just hand her a structural formula for caffeine and watch her try to "stop drawing zigzags."

Chemical Distress Call

Chemical Distress Call
The eternal drama of organic chemistry, folks! One carbon chain screaming "Help! Save me! I'm diene!" while another smugly announces "I'm triene!" It's the molecular version of a drowning victim and a bystander who's just there to one-up them with an extra double bond. Chemistry students giggle while the rest of us who survived orgo have flashbacks to those late nights memorizing reaction mechanisms. Nothing says "I understand pain" quite like recognizing alkene humor.

Organic For Life

Organic For Life
The chemistry wordplay is absolutely bonding here! This meme plays with the structures of alkenes (compounds with carbon-carbon double bonds). Trienes have three double bonds and are trying their best to be stable, while dienes have only two double bonds and are literally "dying inside" from their reduced conjugation. The zigzag lines represent the actual structural notation chemists use to draw these molecules. Organic chemistry students everywhere are having flashbacks to synthesis problems right now.

Fence Chemistry: The Bonds That Divide Us

Fence Chemistry: The Bonds That Divide Us
The perfect visual representation of carbon-carbon bonds! The top fence (alkane) shows a single rail—just like those boring single bonds between carbon atoms. The middle fence (alkene) has two rails, representing the double bond that makes organic chemistry slightly more interesting. And the bottom fence (alkyne) flaunts three rails, just like the triple bond that makes chemists go "ooooh." Chemistry professors probably have this printed and framed in their offices right next to their periodic table shower curtains.

Trans-Molecular Panic

Trans-Molecular Panic
The molecule shown is 2-butene, which exists in two forms: cis and trans isomers. The meme brilliantly plays on the word "transphobic" by showing the trans isomer of 2-butene and claiming to be afraid of it. In organic chemistry, trans isomers have groups on opposite sides of the double bond, while cis isomers have them on the same side. This molecule is specifically trans -2-butene with methyl groups (CH₃) positioned diagonally from each other. The molecular pun is peak chemistry nerd humor—being literally afraid of a trans configuration! Chemistry students everywhere are quietly snickering in the back of lecture halls.

Old But Au

Old But Au
This meme is a brilliant play on chemical notation using political satire! It shows the progression of chemical bonds (single, double, triple) between atoms, but replaces the atoms with faces and uses a wordplay on "Putin" that mimics the naming convention of hydrocarbons. In chemistry, alkanes with single bonds are named with "-an" (like ethane), alkenes with double bonds use "-en" (like ethene), and alkynes with triple bonds use "-in" (like ethyne). The meme cleverly transforms "Putin" into "Putan" (single bond), "Puten" (double bond), and "Putin" (triple bond)! The title "Old But Au" is itself a chemistry pun - Au being the chemical symbol for gold, suggesting this joke is an oldie but a goldie. Nerdy chemical nomenclature has never been so politically charged!