Airpods Memes

Ancient Egyptians really put us to shame. They dragged 2.5-ton limestone blocks across the desert and stacked them 481 feet high without a single "hold up, let me finish this podcast first" moment. No noise-canceling, no Spotify, no "this pyramid is sponsored by Squarespace." Just pure focus and probably a terrifying taskmaster with a whip. Meanwhile, modern humans can't assemble IKEA furniture without a YouTube tutorial and a mental breakdown. The Great Pyramid of Giza: ultimate proof that productivity peaked before we invented distractions... and basic human rights.