Acidophiles Memes

Extremophiles: "We can survive in boiling acid pools and radioactive wastelands! We're basically the superheroes of the microbial world!" Also extremophiles when placed in a pleasant 72°F room with neutral pH: "I'm literally dying right now." Evolution really said "pick a lane and stick with it" for these specialized microbes. Their entire genetic machinery is optimized for hellscapes but crashes in environments where the rest of us thrive. Talk about commitment issues.