Academic inflation Memes

Remember when getting a PhD meant automatic professorship? Now we've got overqualified researchers begging for jobs like they're asking for table scraps at a conference buffet. Four Nature papers used to get you a building named after you. Today it gets you a "We'll keep your CV on file." The academic job market has evolved from natural selection to extinction-level event. Darwin would be fascinated by how quickly we adapted from "distinguished scholar" to "please acknowledge my existence."