Academic identity Memes

Insults? Whatever. Criticize chemistry? Now you've crossed a line, buddy. Nothing triggers a scientist faster than trash-talking their field. We'll ignore personal attacks all day, but suggest our beloved discipline is worthless and suddenly we transform into rabid defenders of molecular honor. The same chemist who shrugs off being called ugly will absolutely lecture you for 45 minutes about how chemistry literally created modern civilization. Don't even get me started on what happens when you tell a physicist that gravity is "just a theory."