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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Academic budget Memes

Posts tagged with Academic budget

Close The Fume Hood Or Die Trying

Lab-life Chemistry Academia Research Science
21 days ago 4.1K views 0 shares
Close The Fume Hood Or Die Trying
That moment when your lab manager screams about energy costs while you're literally handling compounds that could turn the building into a smoking crater. Nothing says "priorities in science" quite like risking chemical asphyxiation to save a few dollars on the electric bill! Next up: reusing pipette tips to save plastic and mixing hazardous waste with regular trash because waste disposal is "too expensive." Safety third, am I right?

Lab Directors Hate Him! Double Your Student Fees With This One Simple Trick

Chemistry Lab-life Academia Science Research
1 month ago 8.1K views 0 shares
Lab Directors Hate Him! Double Your Student Fees With This One Simple Trick
Behold the four inevitable stages of every organic chemistry lab! First comes the drop, when your fingers betray you and that $500 beaker decides gravity is its best friend. Then comes the shatter—nature's way of reminding you that your GPA is as fragile as borosilicate glass. Third is the crack, where your equipment develops "character lines" but you're too broke to replace it. Finally, the colorful finale: your experiments join the broken glass in beautiful, toxic harmony. Chemistry departments don't want you to know this, but breaking glassware is actually how they justify budget increases. It's basically a time-honored academic tradition at this point!

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