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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Abduction Memes

Posts tagged with Abduction

Astronomical Vampire Paradox

Paranormal Astronomy Ufo
1 month ago 22.1K views 0 shares
Astronomical Vampire Paradox
The ultimate alien observation fail! These extraterrestrials are looking through telescopes at what appears to be a spooky castle, and one is warning not to abduct the "vampire guy" while the other is completely confused because—plot twist—vampires don't show up in optical instruments! Just like mirrors, telescopes rely on light reflection, and our mythical bloodsuckers have that whole "no reflection" problem. The aliens' advanced technology is no match for supernatural folklore! This is basically first contact getting derailed by a Transylvanian architectural optical illusion. 🔭👽🧛‍♂️

Why Alien Abductions Happen Only At Night

Ufo Paranormal Conspiracy
1 month ago 6.8K views 0 shares
Why Alien Abductions Happen Only At Night
Ever wonder why alien abductions always happen at night? Mystery solved! Turns out extraterrestrial children are just as bad at planning school projects as human kids. Nothing like that last-minute panic when little Zorg remembers he needs a human specimen for his interplanetary biology class tomorrow. The universal parental frustration transcends galaxies—procrastination is apparently coded into DNA across the cosmos. Next time you see strange lights in the sky after dark, it's probably just some desperate alien parent making a Target run to Earth.

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