Survival Of The Stuffiest

The stark contrast between natural selection and human biology is just *chef's kiss*. While wolves spent millions of years evolving magnificent adaptations for harsh environments, our bodies decided that randomly blocking nasal passages at night was the evolutionary priority.

Natural selection gave wolves thick fur, keen senses, and pack hunting strategies. Meanwhile, humans got... whatever glitch makes us unable to breathe through our nose at 2AM. Clearly, our evolutionary algorithm needs debugging.

The irony is delicious - we can build spacecraft and quantum computers, but can't convince our sinuses to function consistently through a single night's sleep. Darwin would be so proud.